Heh heh heh. I think it is about time we did a little update on the CO trip other than simply saying we missed it loads. We should share what we found out about each other, afterall, it is supposed to bond us. And bonding involves getting to know each other well.
Since Huishan is the zuzhang, let's begin from her. [Please note that the below is for reading pleasure and not to be taken seriously. I wrote this because I fear people will come whacking me in my butt if I do not annouce this disclaimer beforehand. And yes, I already bought insurances. =) Thank you for your concern. =) ]
1. Huishan
Ahem ahem. Actually, there's more to the bubbly and crazy and forgetful and sometime-serious zuzhang you normally see during fenzu. She have a dark secret which will be revealed to those who didn't went for the CO China trip. Heh heh.
*drumroll*
*clears throat* Huishan has a preference for hairy indian sumo-wrestlers. tsk tsk. Nevermind. What do 'ya call that? Ah-hah.
Unique taste. =)
And yes, so much for her *coughcough* hairstyle, which Boyang claims to look *coughcough* ahmah. Yeah Huishan, I know. You will never visit that *insert vulgarities* shop for another haircut again. All that for $25 dollars.
Even my grandmother can do that better than you. *shakes head*
(Just kidding, no offence please =) )
And last but not least, her poor hand lost her first kiss to none other than Jiayin. tsk tsk.
I pity you, poor hand. *shakes head*
Conclusion: Huishan has a yu3 zhong4 bu4 tong2 taste on hair. Ahem ahem.
2. Xianghong
And yes. Our beloved *coughcough* Honghong. Our very nice lingzou for the China trip performances who never fail to make us laugh on stage, although we try very much to hold our laughter. Ahem ahem.
We discover that she has a talent in reaching out her arms, if you know what I mean. =)
And she claims property over all the good in the world by labelling them. I thought teachers tell us that labelling is bad in PCCG lessons.
My goodness.
*shakes head*
What are the kids now becoming?
*shakes head again*
Whatever.
Back to the topic, Xianghong is also rather popular with her juniors. Otherwise, please kindly explain why Stella is always trying to say I love you to Xianghong. (Actually, the truth is, that is a dare. xp )
And yeah, she is part of the fishy gang. [I shall elaborate later. =) ]
Conclusion: Never mess with this red hot chilli.
3. Jiayin
Yes yes. For your information, this is the more ahem, not-so-decent Jiayin who stole the first kiss of Huishan's hand. And she is rather perv, you know. *hint hint*
She has a very interesting (note that I italised the word) book on growing up. Cute visual cartoons that tell you everything from *ahem* to *ahem*.
Part of the reason why zhengzu is becoming er..wild, is partly due our dear girl over here, Jiayin.
And she has a nice hairband that looks rather *coughcough* good on Stella. The person who has that picture please insert it here. Thank you. =)
And she has a rather huge appetite, if you notice carefully. =) And she also waste fodd. tsk tsk.
Oh-yah. She can imitate many cartoon characters. She's done, let me see, Minnie Mouse and Popoye.
Conclusion:A very adorable senior who likes to act cute (ignore the contradiction here =) ) who has a lot of fa2 bao3. Heh heh.
4.Krystal
This senior arh, *shakes head*.
No lah. Actually she is very nice. She is the main poker card supplier (Okay, minus MingQuan). But hey, this post is supposed to be The Ultimate Reveal. So..
Okay lah. I shall say that her dare was the most erm, passable. It was damn hilarious, if you know what I meant. =)
And yes, she likes to sing kiddy songs too.
I hate you, you hate me,
Let's team up and kill Barney,
With two gunshots *BANG!BANG!*,
Barney's on the floor,
No more purple dinosaur.
And I found out she can reach very high-pitches. Oh-no. Serhua has competition.
But no matter what, that's bad news for us. Let's buy mass ear insurance, because got discount mah. No such thing?
Blah.
Conclusion: Never judge a book by its appearences. tsk tsk. =) Heh.
5. Stella
Yeehah. Finally, I got to Stella. Please expect an exceptionally long one because much is revealed apart from her normal bochap and happy-go-lucky attitude. =)
First of all, let me introduce to you a brand new Stella, now packaged as a celebrity know as
*drumroll*
Narunwan Arun! *applause*
Let me explain the name.
Stella Loh Yun Jia is being mispronounced by CuiLaoShi as Run Jia. Hence, Narunwan Arun.
She arh..*shakes head* bu4 de2 liao3. During the China trip, she advertised more many many products like her main KangShiFu mineral water, m&m chocalate, clean n clear, lip plam etc etc.
[Someone please upload the video, that is, is Stella don't go around killing. My goodness. *shakes head*]
Tables with Stella around during mealtimes cannot be spared a round of laughter. And ahem. She has an unusual relationship with *coughcough*, MQ. Scandalous, scandalous. You can see her dragging some silly soft-toy dog with a missing nose.
Poor pup. tsk tsk.
Stella please jump into the Yellow river. [Please understand this in the 'Chinese way'.]
And her
[I shall continue at a later date because it is rather late in the night now. Night, peeps. I shall reveal my identity at a later date. But if you are smart-ass, then that's great. Candis, please don't tell yet. =) ]
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